Omar Minaya’s Office : 4:05 PM
Joe Fiorello | July 31, 2009
Jeff Wilpon – “Omar, Omar wake up man, you missed the deadline Omar, I can’t believe you overslept”
Omar Minaya – “Oh man, Adam Rubin must have put some Ambien in my coffee. What should we do now?”
JW – “Lets have a press conference. It’s been a few days”
OM – “What should I tell them?”
JW – “Just say, ‘What teams were asking for, we couldn’t put together a deal’ over and over again. Whatever you do, don’t bring up Rubin and the Ambien.”
OM – “I don’t know Jay Dubs… I feel like the people have a right to know that Rubin drugged me. Why else would I let this deadline pass without making any deals?”
JW – “Nah, don’t worry about it Omar. It’ll be easier to fire you at the end… I mean… OK the press is waiting lets get this thing rolling.”
OM – “Wait What?… Oh yea the press conference, I almost forgot… I can’t wait to tell them about Adam Rubin”








