mets fan Archive

  • Dear Disgruntled Mets Fan

    Dear Disgruntled Mets Fan

    Dear Disgruntled Mets Fan, I’m a man, not a machine.  I can’t carry this sorry group of maricons anymore.  If they’re not going to try hard, I’m not going to try hard, as is evident by my bloated ERA and losing record for June.  I...

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  • Dear Johan

    Dear Johan

    Dear Johan, We need you tonight.  We know you’re pitching against a dangerous line up in Milwaukee.  We know that you haven’t been your Ace-self in the last few starts.  We know you’re not going to get anything resembling run support.  We know the team...

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  • Modell’s Mets Fan Contest Winners

    Modell’s Mets Fan Contest Winners

    You may have heard about the Modell’s Mets Fan Contest, where two Mets fans would be selected to represent us all in the Mo’s Zone section leading the cheers.  The lucky winners, chosen at the Queen Center Mall are both die-hard Mets fans. The winners...

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  • We win two in a row… That’s called a winning streak.

    We win two in a row… That’s called a winning streak.

    Sure it’s against the worst team in baseball.  If they play defense all season the way they played defense today, it might be a historically bad team.  Under 4o wins is not out of the question at all.  That’s why it’s easy to be skeptical...

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